Rich people deserve more nice things, so here’s a bowling alley just for them


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Do you have an obscene amount of money? Are you also inexplicably obsessed with bowling?

Then boy are you in luck, because a bowling alley in Melbourne, Australia has popped up that will set you back at least A$10,000 ($7,691) for a mere three hours-worth of play. Of course, you're also in luck generally, because you've got A$10,000 to blow on absolutely nothing.

The so-called “Pins Royale” experience has been unveiled as part of the new Kingpin Complex in Melbourne's Crown plaza. 

It looks like a lot of fun — if standing in a shiny-looking room while eating disgustingly rich food and playing a game designed largely for children and drunk people is your thing. Read more…

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Rich people deserve more nice things, so here’s a bowling alley just for them


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Do you have an obscene amount of money? Are you also inexplicably obsessed with bowling?

Then boy are you in luck, because a bowling alley in Melbourne, Australia has popped up that will set you back at least A$10,000 ($7,691) for a mere three hours-worth of play. Of course, you're also in luck generally, because you've got A$10,000 to blow on absolutely nothing.

The so-called “Pins Royale” experience has been unveiled as part of the new Kingpin Complex in Melbourne's Crown plaza. 

It looks like a lot of fun — if standing in a shiny-looking room while eating disgustingly rich food and playing a game designed largely for children and drunk people is your thing. Read more…

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‘This Is Us’ gives us a road trip we’ll never forget in ‘Memphis’


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This recap contains spoilers for This Is Us Season 1, episode 16, titled “Memphis.”

In an episode sure to make Kleenex shares skyrocket, this week's installment of This Is Us takes us back to William’s early life in Memphis, where we meet his cousin Ricky and learn that William was once on track to become a serious songwriter and musician — until his burgeoning career was derailed by the death of his mother and his subsequent drug addiction. 

While in Memphis, Randall also gets to connect with an assortment of heretofore unknown cousins, and in the process, we get to see exactly how delightful he is while drunk. COUSINS! Read more…

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‘This Is Us’ gives us a road trip we’ll never forget in ‘Memphis’


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This recap contains spoilers for This Is Us Season 1, episode 16, titled “Memphis.”

In an episode sure to make Kleenex shares skyrocket, this week's installment of This Is Us takes us back to William’s early life in Memphis, where we meet his cousin Ricky and learn that William was once on track to become a serious songwriter and musician — until his burgeoning career was derailed by the death of his mother and his subsequent drug addiction. 

While in Memphis, Randall also gets to connect with an assortment of heretofore unknown cousins, and in the process, we get to see exactly how delightful he is while drunk. COUSINS! Read more…

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Sweden’s embassy in the U.S. is looking forward to schooling Trump


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So as President Donald Trump has already figured out, there were a few things that happened in Sweden on Friday. 

There was the car chase of a drunk driver, a major road closure, and a technical problem in the rehearsal of the country's annual singing competition “Melodifestivalen.” But terror related? Certainly not.

Speaking at a rally in Melbourne, Florida, on Saturday, Trump alluded to a terrorism incident in Sweden as part of his argument for implementing his immigration ban. He ticked off a list of places affected by terrorism, taking aim at Europe's immigration policies.  Read more…

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Sweden’s embassy in the U.S. is looking forward to schooling Trump


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So as President Donald Trump has already figured out, there were a few things that happened in Sweden on Friday. 

There was the car chase of a drunk driver, a major road closure, and a technical problem in the rehearsal of the country's annual singing competition “Melodifestivalen.” But terror related? Certainly not.

Speaking at a rally in Melbourne, Florida, on Saturday, Trump alluded to a terrorism incident in Sweden as part of his argument for implementing his immigration ban. He ticked off a list of places affected by terrorism, taking aim at Europe's immigration policies.  Read more…

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That Britney Spears biopic is a travesty, and Twitter wants its 2 hours back

That Britney Spears biopic is a travesty, and Twitter wants its 2 hours back

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Britney Spears deserves better than this.

While no one expected Britney Ever After to be anything other than The Room of biopics, it seems the unauthorised Lifetime movie that aired Saturday night was so bad it shocked even the most unshockable viewers with its hilarious inaccuracies. In short, it was a shit show.

But just as every cloud has a silver lining, the dedicated Britney fans of Twitter made the most of their two-hour torture fest by commentating on the film's worst moments, for us all to enjoy. 

From it's ridiculous casting, LOL dialogue (we're looking at you, Justin Timberlake impersonator, with your “bomb diggity” youth speak), and costume design atrocities — it seems this movie may replace Glitter as the go-to pop star biopic of choice, for hungover/still drunk people everywhere. Read more…

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Selena Gomez has a new song about taking no crap from loser dudes

Selena Gomez has a new song about taking no crap from loser dudes

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Certain men in her life might be making a huge fuss about the past, but Selena Gomez is looking forward.

The pop star has released her first new music since taking a break to focus on her well being with “It Ain't Me” — a collaboration with Kygo. 

“Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?” Gomez inquires over a plucky beat. “Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning? It ain't me.”

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Now you can get magically stupefied in a ‘Harry Potter’-themed pub


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People sure do love their novelty-themed bars and restaurants.

After the successful launch of a Curb Your Enthusiasm eatery and a Seinfeld-themed cafe, the city of Melbourne, Australia, is now being treated to a Harry Potter pub, because if there's one thing that beats regular Harry Potter, it's drunk Harry Potter.

A pre-existing establishment called Good Things will rebrand into a Potter-themed pub called The Firewhisky Inn for one magical weekend.

Yeah he does.

Yeah he does.

They'll serve firewhisky and alcoholic polyjuice potions, all dished out in glasses that you can take home, should the desire take you (which it will). Seriously, check them out. Read more…

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Hedgehog trapped in a yoghurt pot gets a shakedown from the cops

Hedgehog trapped in a yoghurt pot gets a shakedown from the cops
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It's every mischief maker's worst nightmare: You're out on the town, getting up to some light-hearted fun, when suddenly you find yourself cornered by the police.

That's exactly the dire situation one “inebriated” hedgehog in New Zealand found itself in, after getting trapped in a yoghurt pot on Monday night.

The hedgehog was discovered by the Kiwi police, who described the troublesome critter as “looking very drunk and walking into things.”

But rather than locking the lout up and throwing away the key, the coppers decided instead to help the hog out. Read more…

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